Good Monday Morning everyone! I hope you had a great weekend....I know we did! We were really busy, but there were still a *few* things I did NOT get to this past week. Wanna know what I did NOT do??? Read below and feel free to confess your own "Not Me's"- you'll feel so much better getting it off your chest! ;)
I did NOT have a baby bomb dropped on me TWICE this past week. It did NOT ruin two of my shirts and one pair of my pants....ugh. I also did NOT have to "spot treat" the carpet because of this baby bomb. It did NOT leave spots on our bathroom floor as well. It was NOT so bad that I just stripped my sweet girl and "hosed" her down instead of using the obligatory baby wipes.......
I did NOT use a napkin as a make-shift bib for Libbi even though I have plenty of adorable monogrammed bibs upstairs. I did NOT use this napkin because a) I was too lazy to go upstairs for a bib & b) I had just finished all the laundry (okay, fine Jeffrey had just finished all the laundry) and I did NOT want to get anything else dirty. Libbi was NOT mad at me for doing this....and then she did NOT keep trying to eat her "bib"........
I was NOT asked by my sweet husband to "please clean Libbi's room" or else he would have to ground her. I had NOT been using her room as "storage" for all of my piles of laundry and anything else that did not have a home.........
I did NOT get mad at Jeffrey for jokingly telling Libbi that there is no Santa Claus. I did NOT tell him that he had just ruined Christmas for her.........
I do NOT have a picture of some random family on display in our living room. This is NOT the picture that just came with the frame. My dad did NOT ask, "who is this family!?" when he came over last week. I also do NOT have four (yes, four!) pictures of random babies in Libbi's nursery....these pictures did NOT just come with the frames, either. I have NOT put pictures of Libbi in them even though I have NOT taken over 5,000 pictures of our sweet baby. One of these framed pictures in her nursery is NOT an ultrasound picture (of someone else's baby...) and I do NOT let people think that it is Libbi just because I am too embarrassed to tell them I have no idea who it is............
I did NOT try to call a certain phone company (who shall remain nameless) because we were having trouble with our internet. I am NOT so computer illiterate that I had a difficult time telling the IT tech name of our router or modem (I'm still NOT sure which is which).... After 15 minutes of asking me questions that I did NOT know the answers to (that I guess I probably should have) he did NOT ask me if there was someone else that he could please speak to. I did NOT tell him that my husband would be home later and he could talk to him. He did NOT say, "I think that's wise" and then promptly hang up on me........ hmph.
I have NEVER burped so loud that it scared Libbi and made her eyes bug out. I did NOT laugh about this and ask Jeffrey if he saw/heard it and if he wanted me to do it again. I am a lady and would NEVER do such a thing...........
Finally, I did NOT wake up my precious husband early in the morning and tell him to "roll over." He did NOT grunt and proceed to keep sleeping. I did NOT give him a shove and tell him that he just "had to roll over because you are breathing right in my face and making me have to gag!" He did NOT tell me that I was being "rude" and then roll over anyway thank you very much. ;)
Have a great Monday!!!
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