"Not Me!" Monday...

Happy Monday!  I feel like I have been slacking on my "Not Me!" posts, but since I am out of school for  Christmas Break...I have a little extra time to devote to it.  Who cares about Christmas shopping, cleaning my house, or cooking dinner?  I am choosing to write a "Not Me!" Monday post instead! ;0)


I am NOT typing this on Sunday night, because I am so bored and have nothing else to do.  I am NOT postdating this post to publish first thing Monday morning.  I am NOT sitting upstairs in the guest room typing on the computer because I have been forbidden to use the laptop downstairs.  It is NOT to be used only for fantasty football on Sundays....

While doing some Christmas shopping at the mall, I did NOT slam Libbi's stroller into one of the "sale signs" at the front of a store.  It did NOT make a horrendous screech and slide out the door.  People did NOT turn and look and I did NOT smile and say, "oops....don't worry....she's okay!" and then quickly speed walk out of that store...

I did NOT get mad a Jeffrey for "stealing" my gift from the white elephant gift exchange.  I did NOT go to bed without speaking to him.  Helllloooo....it was chick-fil-a giftcards....and I do NOT think I was totally justified in my anger. 

The next morning Jeffrey did NOT forget to put those giftcards away and I did NOT pocket them on my way downstairs.  I have NOT used every. single. one. of. them. ;0)

I have NOT eaten almost an entire bag of Hershey Kisses (do NOT get the new "meltable kisses"....they are addictive!).  I am NOT ashamed to say that I do NOT feel the least bit bad about it, either. I did NOT eat so many that I just decided to consider them my "lunch" yesterday.

Libbi did NOT "face-plant" while practicing sitting up by herself.  I did NOT take a picture before I helped her up.  I do NOT laugh every time I see this picture. 

Don't worry, she is totally fine! ;0)

but....maybe just a little annoyed with me....

We are NOT taking Libbi to see Santa today.  We are NOT going to Bass Pro shop only because a) it is free and b) they let you bring in your own camera.  I do NOT care one little bit that her Santa picture will have the Bass Pro logo on the corner of it. ;0)

Happy Monday before Christmas!!