"Not Me!" Monday...

I am NOT doing my "Not Me!" Monday post on a Tuesday....I am NOT writing this post on a Tuesday, because I did NOT spend Monday afternoon in the doctor's office with my sweet girl.....

I did NOT find out after two chest x-rays, a visit to urgent care, a follow-up from our doctor, having her oxygen levels tested, and two very stressful nights that our sweet girl is actually NOT just a big, fat, faker actress.  I am NOT one bit worried that she might have gotten this admirable trait from her mother!

When taking this precious little drama queen to the doctor yesterday, I did NOT hear her basically explode in the backseat on the way there. I did NOT realize that in my rush to get to the doctor I had neglected to pack a single diaper or wipe.  I did however bring an enormous diaper bag.....

I did NOT have to ask the nurse for a diaper and wipes as soon as we entered the office.  I was NOT completely embarrassed.... 


Our doctor's office did NOT only have size one diapers....and they had NOT just "run out" of wipes.  I did NOT have to use wet kleenex in the exam room to try to clean up my fragrant little darling before she was seen by the doctor. She did NOT proceed to leave "skid marks" all over the paper covering the exam table.  I did NOT use paper towels to cover them up so I could still lie her down on top of the table.  I did NOT tell her to "suck it in" while I tried to squeeze a size one diaper on her size three body...    
 

I did NOT neglect to tell the doctor why the exam table was lined in papertowels until it was too late....

I will NOT make sure that Daddy takes her to the next appointment! ;0)

Happy Monday Tuesday!!

One last thing....we did NOT receive a precious bib in the mail, but have NO idea who it came from!  If it was you, please let me know so we can properly thank you! ;0)