you might be a redneck if....
......you play horseshoes in your living room
......your sippy cup of milk just tastes better shirtless
......you read books while sitting in a box top
......you climb into your recliner from the side (even though there's nothing blocking the front)
......your hair is quickly becoming "business in the front" and "party in the back"
......there's an old kindergarten rug on your living room floor....just because.
......you have matching pajama sets, but choose to wear only the shirt OR the pants...not both.
......you hum country tunes while playing with your toys :)
Happy Wednesday! ;0)
