.....alternately titled:
"All I Wanted Was a Quick Shower"
"That's What I Get For Thinking You're Watching Mickey Mouse"
"Guess I Won't Be Having Cereal For Breakfast"
"I Needed to Change The Sheets Anyway"
"Reason #5,698 NOT to Leave A "Midnight Snack" on the Nightstand"
"Life with a Toddler"
"Bowls are Overrated"
"21 Month Olds CanNOT be trusted"
"At Least There Wasn't Milk Involved"
