how to ride a bike {according to laney}
first, you gotta make sure everyone within a five mile radius is aware of what's about to take place.
then you have to find the most comfortable position.
try your best to "will" it to move with your special mind powers :)
try smiling and looking cute. somebody is bound to give in....
but make sure they know you mean business. you're very serious about this bike riding venture.
when that doesn't work - beg the good Lord above to just move the thing for you!
and when all else fails....
put on your "work clothes" and try your sister's bike ;-)